Gone International

I always knew I had lore, but I didn’t realize it had gone international.

Apparently there is a whole little hate club overseas dedicated to me. A group of women who have never met me, never spoken to me, and genuinely know nothing about me… yet somehow keep up with my every move like they’re subscribed to a newsletter.

And all of this over a man I was friends with years ago through work before they even knew each other existed.

The funniest part is I while we were friends he had expressed time after time he was into a mutual friend we had. Meanwhile apparently he liked me and admitted it to me once we had left and gone out separate ways (different countries).

Nothing happened. No secret relationship. No dramatic love story. We acknowledge it, moved on, and barely talked after that.

Fast forward years later now he’s married. I have not communicated with that man at all. Not secretly talking. Not “checking in”. Absolutely NOTHING!

Now don’t get me wrong, I actually think that’s a GOOD thing. I love when men fall in love, get married, unfollow old girls, and stop communicating. Girl…me too. I want my man acting exactly like that.

But to hate when I’m not even a factor is actually insane.

I really am flattered though. I’m officially expanded globally. Young, hot, and international hated.

Which really makes me wonder… did he exaggerate our friendship? Because why are FIVE grown women discussing me like I’m some forbidden ex when I was literally never even in the picture?

It’s just funny to me because imagine gathering together to passionately dislike a woman you have never met over a situation that never existed. That level of dedication almost deserves an award.

And the craziest part? I’m not even doing anything.

I’ll just be existing peacefully and meanwhile somewhere overseas a group chat is probably analyzing my Instagram story like it’s breaking news.

Honestly, at this point I kind of respect the commitment. Because me? I don’t even have enough energy to stalk people I actually know.

But anyways… sending love and kisses to my international fan club. I truly wish you all find something a little more interesting to do with your lives.

Till next time HOTTIES (mwah)